This is the front of the card. Another clue that I have that he was just being silly is that he can draw way better than this, but the whole card had me laughing so hard I was crying, so it had a good effect!
Here is the inside of the card. The Joann gift card is taped in with a lot of scotch tape! This is what it says: "Maybe this
You would have to know my husband to know just how funny this card is, but I hope you are able to get a laugh out of it and appreciate it as much as I did!
He is truly awesome!